Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves ...
What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed!
Why does Texas no longer have Halloween or Thanksgiving?
Because the witch took the turkey to Washington!
Why do male ghosts have so much trouble dating?
Women can see right through them!
Think Halloween is going to suck this year (2008)? Empty haunted foreclosed houses everywhere!
They're so wrapped up in themselves ...
What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed!
Why does Texas no longer have Halloween or Thanksgiving?
Because the witch took the turkey to Washington!
Why do male ghosts have so much trouble dating?
Women can see right through them!
Think Halloween is going to suck this year (2008)? Empty haunted foreclosed houses everywhere!
Ed Stein cartoon
Drunk Halloween Pumpkin
More Halloween jokes soon!
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